Ode to Alpaca

There once was a coat of alpaca
known as far as Lake Titicaca
it could inspire a jingle
and make persons tingle
to the point where they had to make caca.*

Behold! The Crusading Minstrel d'Alpaca.....


Extremely well-known and publicized alpaca caca fact: "To help alpacas control their internal parasites they have a communal dung pile, where they do not graze. Generally, males have much tidier, and fewer dung piles than females who tend to stand in a line and all go at once."