Reunited!

Tonight, Nate returned home to DC, and he was reunited with his beloved alpaca coat. Here are some pictures from the emotional scene at Dulles airport.

So that's why he went to South America:

Reunited, and it feels so good . . . .

Lonely

Sometimes, an alpaca coat needs to drink alone. Like when it's been apart from Nate for three months. Bartender, another round.

Imponderables

Bertolt Brecht, in one of his more depressive moods, is said to have demanded that each man, if he is to be a man, must ask himself this unsettling but unavoidable question: Is there, truly, anything better than Monster Truck Jam?




Kein Wunder that the answer has forever since been elusive......

....til now!! Herr Brecht, meet your Truth!!:


Who knew that life's most difficult question could be answered with a simple thumbs-up? That's the magic of Alpaca!

National Alpaca Day

Welcome to National Alpaca Day! I have to say, I was very surprised at the turn out. We had been worried that by picking a workday (Tuesday, January 20), and in the middle of a cold winter, that few people would have the ability or the willingness to attend. Boy, were we wrong, as you can see by this photo:



Anyway, as the crowd began to disperse around 1p, it had to be said, this was a great day for Alpaca.




(btw, Alpaca smells a lot like hope, and tastes like change.)

Ode to Alpaca

There once was a coat of alpaca
known as far as Lake Titicaca
it could inspire a jingle
and make persons tingle
to the point where they had to make caca.*

Behold! The Crusading Minstrel d'Alpaca.....


Extremely well-known and publicized alpaca caca fact: "To help alpacas control their internal parasites they have a communal dung pile, where they do not graze. Generally, males have much tidier, and fewer dung piles than females who tend to stand in a line and all go at once."

A Daring Raid on an al-Paca Training Camp

Yes, that's an American flag. But don't be fooled. This is an al-Paca training camp, a dangerous seedbed of camelid radicalism.

There are al-Paca members as far as the eye can see. It won't be easy to infiltrate the camp, but we have a secret weapon: Nate's alpaca coat.

It's working! Nate's coat has tricked the al-Paca members into accepting us.



Mission accomplished! We've abducted a dangerous al-Paca leader named Bacchus. Henceforth he will be known as Detainee #276198.

There is no cure for Alpaca

You can only hope to treat the symptoms.

Chasing Alpaca

Many men find alpaca irresistible.

Bowling

Truman liked to bowl at the White House.

So did Nixon.

And so does alpaca!

It's just a picture...

What? I don't get it. It's just a picture. What's so funny?


Seriously! What's so funny? He's just lying down in his alpaca coat, stretching his arms. Looks like a nice day on the mall. I don't get it. What?

Alpacart

Abu Alpaca (c. 1159 - c. 1167), familiar to most of us by the Latinized 'Avipaca', was among the first to bring Greek philosophy, and a Perisan sensibility, to things Alpaca. While most well known for his controversial 'Camelid' Thesis--according to which 'Alpaca', containing three 'a's and a 'p', is a fantastic name and clearly intends alpacas above all other camelids--Abu Alpaca made significant discoveries in the field of Alpacart as well. In the now-famous scholium to Proposition 8 of his noteworthy Novus Ordo Alpacum, we find the following observation: "A man is as much affected pleasurably by an object with alpaca as without, yet the converse is oft refuted: without alpaca, the pain an object may elicit knows no shield from our Lord." Early adherents of Avipaca's so-called Alpaca jactum thesis interpreted this scholium as recommending that for any given piece of art, throw an alpaca on it. Descendants of these eariler followers may be found still today, as evidenced below:

Winter

Alpaca fleece is known for its insulative properties. It is at least three times warmer than sheep's wool. Alpaca fleece is perfectly suited to keeping you comfortable on a cold winter night.

But not if you're locked out of the house.