Alpaca Mating

Here's one way to mate like an Alpaca:




Here's another:



Either way, you're doing it right.

Micturition

There's peeing:



And then, there's peeing with style:



Alpaca style.

We Good, yo.

Yes, those are gang signs. But don't be scared. They're just giving an Alpaca shout-out.

Alpacamo

With Alpaca, you can blend into any environment.....

Look closely, and you might notice a man holding a beer in the foreground. 

You said it man, Don't F@#K with Alpaca!

You screw with a man's wife, and maybe you get away with it. But you screw with a man's Alpaca.....

Striking Out

When you've been shot down all night, there's always Alpaca....

Winners!

When you win the Masters, this happens:

When you win at Wii Golf, you get this: